Quotables

1. Siena, to our cousin with a Santa-esque figure: "Is there a baby in you belly?"
Cousin: "No, I'm just fat."

pretty embarrassing. But not to top the one in the grocery store:
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Siena was trying to get by a larger guy, and said, "Excuse me!"
The guy: "Wow, what a polite little girl!"
Me, prompting Siena to say thank you
Siena: "Mommy, he's FAT!!"

Yeah, what do you think about the polite little girl now, huh?
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Tessa, reaching for something and grunting
Me: "What do you want, Tessa?"
Tess: "Abigail!" (her baby cousin that she is completely obsessed with)